The only thing that contradicts my knowledge is education.
-As far as the laws of mathematics correspond to reality, they are not certain; as far as their certainty is concerned, they do not correspond to reality.
-Practical logic is the collection of prejudices acquired at the age of 18.
-The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has made the need to solve an existing one more urgent.
-If you are in the world to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
-I don’t know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
-The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-Put your hand on the stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit next to a beautiful girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. This is relativity.
-If the facts don’t match the theory, change the facts.
-Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new.
What doesn’t kill us makes us stronger.
– There are no facts, only interpretations
-Ah, women. They make the heights higher and the valleys flatter.
-A real man loves two things: danger and play. That’s why he loves a woman, like the most dangerous game.
-The best way to corrupt a young person is to instruct him to have a higher opinion of those who think like him than of those who think differently.
-What is evil? Whatever comes from weakness.
-Many are stubborn in search of the path they have chosen, few in search of the goal.
-The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.
-The advantage of a bad memory is that you can enjoy the same good thing several times as if it were the first time.
-You don’t kill with anger, but with laughter.
-Be careful when reading health books. You could die from a typo.
-I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved.
-I have never allowed schooling to interfere with education.
-The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-“Why are you silent with the sight of an envelope without an address on it?”
-The problem with this world is not that people know too little, but that you know so many things that don’t hold up.
-It’s very easy to quit smoking. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
-Buy land. Nobody produces it anymore.
-Of all the things I’ve lost, I’ve missed my mind the most.
-German wine is distinguished from vinegar by the label.
-Don’t go around saying that the world forces you to live. The world doesn’t force anything on you. It was here before you.
-Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
-I can resist everything except temptation.
“No comment” is a comment.
-If a person smiles all the time, they are probably selling something that doesn’t work.
-The reason they call it the “American Dream” is that you have to be asleep to believe it.
-How is it possible that we never understand when love begins, but we always know when it ends?
-Ah, those French. They have a different word for everything!
-Asia: Four little letters, three billion little people.
-I don’t see colors. People tell me I’m white and I believe them, because the police call me “sir.”
-Anyone would be confident with a head full of hair. But a confident beard – that’s a diamond in the rough.
-If a woman tells you she’s twenty and looks sixteen, she’s twelve. If she tells you she’s twenty-six and looks like twenty-six, she’s close to forty.
-The whole world goes crazy when the best rapper is white, the best golfer is black, the tallest in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss win the World Cup, France accuses the US of arrogance, and Germany won’t go to war.